Have you ever wondered why people in the northwest feel the need to say, "where are you...at"? It seems as thought the "at" is very superfluous.
Why do we bother to honk the horn at someone when we've stopped the car after nearly missing them? Wouldn't it be better to honk the horn if we can't stop before hitting them?
Does the game of Golf feel like an easter egg hunt afflicted by Tourette's syndrome to anyone else?
Would a vetrinarian be called a vetrinarian or a mechanic in an Amish colony?
Does anyone else wish they wouldn't wrap the starburst candies individually in the larger bags?
Does anyone else see the contradiction inherent in a drink that contains both alcohol and Red Bull? Seems like a glass of water would suffice.
Have you ever wondered how a lawyer could be committed to personal injury, personal committment and personal service? Seems like the kind of legal protection a person doesn't need. I mean, is that person saying they are very committed to the service of injuring you personally?
The author has a very realistic understanding that none of this may be funny to anyone else. I don't think I'm funny, I think I sometimes slip and people laugh.